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Selected experience

Sass Guru

Internet Inspired

January 2010 – Present

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UX Wizard

Unseen University

April 2008 – December 2009

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Joomla Ninja


December 2007 – April 2008

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The University of Oxford

MSc., UX Wizardry for Business



Bsc., New Media Keyboard Smashing

2.1 Honours


Practical skills

Brooklyn kitsch health goth gastropub cliche photo booth synth Thundercats umami.

Master cleanse vegan crucifix single-origin coffee Williamsburg, mumblecore viral.

Ethical twee tattooed, fap Brooklyn wayfarers Marfa whatever readymade Thundercats fixie meditation.


Earned a black belt for:

  • html5
  • CSS3
  • Sass (SCSS)

General awesomeness with:

  • PHP
  • jQuery
  • Liquid


Earned a black belt for:

  • Github
  • Joomla
  • Jekyll
  • Shopify

General awesomeness with:

  • Anchor CMS
  • Ghost
  • Yeoman
  • Wordpress


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Tel: +44 000 000 0000