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Selected experience

Sass Guru

Internet Inspired

January 2010 – Present

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UX Wizard

Unseen University

April 2008 – December 2009

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Joomla Ninja

Automattic

December 2007 – April 2008

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Education

The University of Oxford

MSc., UX Wizardry for Business

Distinction

1999–2000

Bsc., New Media Keyboard Smashing

2.1 Honours

1996–1999

Practical skills

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Languages

Earned a black belt for:

  • html5
  • CSS3
  • Sass (SCSS)

General awesomeness with:

  • PHP
  • jQuery
  • Liquid

Software

Earned a black belt for:

  • Github
  • Joomla
  • Jekyll
  • Shopify

General awesomeness with:

  • Anchor CMS
  • Ghost
  • Yeoman
  • Wordpress

Contact

Some Developer

4 Your Street, Faketown NG11 9BC, United Kingdom

Tel: +44 000 000 0000

Email:

Web: https://github.com/nternetinspired/jekyll-resume