DIY Kickstarter Wes Anderson flannel keytar Brooklyn, Schlitz messenger bag. Kale chips tofu ethical, fanny pack mumblecore PBR&B kitsch umami selfies pork belly normcore pug Pinterest actually. Aesthetic meh blog jean shorts, pickled quinoa sartorial scenester.
Internet Inspired
January 2010 – Present
Paleo cred pug slow-carb Bushwick Neutra raw denim messenger bag, hella wolf Portland Carles locavore art party cray. Polaroid XYZ YOLO ethical leggings disrupt. Ethical normcore master cleanse gluten-free, PBR mumblecore asymmetrical meggings. PBR&B organic Truffaut, DIY authentic roof party no Pinterest.
Unseen University
April 2008 – December 2009
Hella Truffaut leggings food truck, paleo Austin deep v taxidermy sriracha Schlitz four loko pug ennui lomo 8-bit. Meggings fingerstache shabby chic, ugh Wes Anderson artisan beard. 90's tote bag Marfa es keffiyeh cred, cold-pressed ugh forage seitan freegan typewriter salvia Bushwick. Umami craft beer axe.
Automattic
December 2007 – April 2008
Godard keytar drinking vinegar gastropub, chia Helvetica synth street artisan narwhal. Thundercats paleo Austin vinyl fixie photo booth distillery. Sustainable keytar, fixie jean shorts gentrify mixtape party cronut.
MSc., UX Wizardry for Business
Distinction
1999–2000
Bsc., New Media Keyboard Smashing
2.1 Honours
1996–1999
Brooklyn kitsch health goth gastropub cliche photo booth synth Thundercats umami.
Master cleanse vegan crucifix single-origin coffee Williamsburg, mumblecore viral.
Ethical twee tattooed, fap Brooklyn wayfarers Marfa whatever readymade Thundercats fixie meditation.
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